poetry jokes

poetry jokes
some very very funny jokes for you….?

some jokes …

Doctor: The best thing for you is to give up smoking, sweets, fatty foods, and drinking.
Patient: Whats the second best??

Boy 1: I just built a big doghouse for my dog.
Boy 2: Big deal, my turtle came with his own!!!!

Poet: Do you think i should put more fire into the poetry?
Publisher: No, you should put more poetry into the fire!!!!

Boss: How is ti that everytime i come around , you are not working.
Worker: you are wearing sneakers!!!

Jack: Look at the beautiful bunch of roses i got for my grilfriend
Zack: Wow! how did you make a trade like that???

Boy: May i see you pretty soon?
Girl: Dont you think i am pretty now?

CAb driver: I forgot to turn on the meter so i dont know how much to charge you.
PAssenger: Thats okay. ihavent brought my purse so i wasnt going to pay you anyway!!!

Pleasev strat if you like!!!

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